Witness My FLEX-Themed Cookies!

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 12.06% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

So when I attended the Geeky Kink Event to give some seminars on holding effective polyamory, organizer Jeff Mach offered to hold a The Flux-themed book release party.
And because all my book release parties have to be special, I had some Flex-themed cookies made at Sparkles Bake Shop – which, if you’re anywhere near New Jersey and need some kick-ass cookies, I would highly recommend.
But seriously!  Check out these fuckin’ cookies!
Flex cookies!Flex cookies!
Of course I wore my Fine Italian Suit:
Ferrett In A Suit, With A Cookie
The amusing thing was that people who’d read the books were happy to eat the cookies called Flex, but they had concerned about eating The Flux cookies. Wise people. They know what happens when you absorb a flux load.
The cookies were tasty, although (as also happened with my Flex-themed cake) the black frosting would do horrible things to your teeth. WARNING TO AUTHORS: If you have a dark cover, your book-themed sucrose interpretations will give people a blemished smile! Now that’s the kind of pro tips y’all are showing up here for.
One last bit: I always tell people at conventions that I am so happy to be an author I’ll sign anything you put in front of me. Because this was a kink convention, three people went, “ANYthing?” and I reiterated anything.
Man, if you wanna feel like a goddamned rock star, try signing, er, anything. It’s a good feeling.

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