How To Win A Signed Copy Of FLEX On National Donut Day!

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 12.06% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

So my book FLEX features donuts.
And bureaucromancy, and magical drugs, and epic battles with brainwashed government squads of magicians, and kinky videogamemancers…
…but mostly, a lot of donuts. Because I love donuts.
So in honor of National Donut Day, I will be giving away three free copies of FLEX to people who honor donuts!  And probably donut-related swag, depending on where you live! (Hint: You on the West Coast do not know the glory that is Dunkin’ Donuts.)
So how do you get in on this action?
2a)  IF YOU ARE ON TWITTER (easiest): Post a picture of yourself with your amazing donut and the hashtag #donutmancy (a running gag in the book), and I’ll find you. You may also get a surprise.
2b)  IF YOU ARE ON THE INTERNETS: Post a picture of yourself with a donut on your blog or Facebook, then email me a link to your photo at so I know about it.  (Major style points if you post a picture of yourself with a donut and a copy of Flex.)
3) DO THIS BY NOON EST TOMORROW.  I shall draw three winners for the contest, and then ship them out!
But have we celebrated National Donut Today? Oh, you betcha:
National Donut Day!
National Donut Day!
National Donut Day!

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