Wanna Win A Free Copy Of My Upcoming Novel Flex? And See The AMAZING Cover?

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 6.03% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

So in case you’ve forgotten, here’s the summary for my upcoming novel Flex, due out spring of next year:

A desperate father will do anything to heal his daughter in a novel where Breaking Bad meets Jim Butcher’s Dresden Files
FLEX. Distilled magic in crystal form. The most dangerous drug in the world. Snort it, and you can create incredible coincidences to live the life of your dreams.
FLUX: The backlash from snorting Flex. The universe hates magic and tries to rebalance the odds; maybe you survive the horrendous accidents the Flex inflicts, maybe you don’t.
PAUL TSABO: The obsessed bureaucromancer who’s turned paperwork into a magical Beast that can rewrite rental agreements, conjure rented cars from nowhere, track down anyone who’s ever filled out a form. But when all of his formulaic magic can’t save his burned daughter, Paul must enter the dangerous world of Flex dealers to heal her. Except he’s never done this before – and the punishment for brewing Flex is army conscription and a total brain-wipe.

The good news is that Angry Robot has created a kick-ass cover, which they have exclusively revealed to the world over at SFSignal.  I’m not posting the cover here, because SFSignal is an awesome site for all book-related science fiction and you should go visit them at least once.
BUT!  SFSignal also has five electronic advance copies of Flex to give away to you hungry, hungry readers around the globe!  All you have to do is go to their page, read the rules, and send ’em an email. You’ve only got until Wednesday, December 3rd to enter, so get over there now!  While there’s still time!
*KERMITFLAIL*
*faints from overexcitement*

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