The Novel Cupcakes
(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 13.266% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)
These are Novel Cupcakes.
Because I sold my first novel, Gini bought me a dozen cupcakes from my favorite cupcake store and we get to eat them one by one to celebrate this once-in-a-lifetime achievement.
Only Gini gets to eat them with me. Because I could not have done it without her.
And that’s what success tastes like.
You will hear of this no more; no cupcake reviews, no discussing what flavors each of those twelve delicious cupcakes turned out to be.
Because some things we do? They’re not meant to be shared with the Internet.