The Usual Christmas Post, Part 2: Requesting Pictures Of Your Naughty List

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 7.236% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

I ask every year at Christmas: If you’d like to get me an inexpensive gift that will nevertheless make me do little happydances of joy, feel free to post cheesecake pictures of yourself in the comments here. (Alternatively, if they’re spicy or you’re shy, mail ‘em to me at theferrett@theferrett.com.  Or text them to me at 216-965-3895, but if you do please tell me who you are so I can say thanks to the right person!)
(Now I should add that, thankfully, it’s been several years since some waggish male has gone, “Oh ho, here I am! You didn’t expect this!” and posts a picture of himself.  Which, I fear, has only happened because I’ve started putting up this disclaimer.  For the reason, if you’re a guy, a) I like seeing pictures of people anyway even if I’m not attracted to them, b) I’m never shocked by photos of guys.  So please don’t try to perpetuate that vaguely homophobic idea that men can’t look at men; you’re a significant step down from the folks who post pictures of desserts.)
Merry merry!

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  1. jeek
    Dec 25, 2013

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