Minor, Rampant Cruelty

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 7.236% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

Just discovered: I could pretty much ruin any woman’s day when she’s about to leave the house by asking, “Oh, you’re going out like that?” and then muttering that it’s fine, it’s fine.
I just said that to Erin hypothetically, and she knows I didn’t even mean it, and she’s still itching to change her clothes.
(Cue tides of women saying that they’re above that. You may thank me for making you feel superior.)

1 Comment

  1. Yet Another Laura H.
    May 22, 2013

    Oh, yes. Because only women are ever insecure. Thhpbt, I say to you, sir, thbt. Or, were I feeling particularly wicked, “That’s your blog style? Interesting choice. No, no, I’m sure you’ll find a way to make it work, and I’m interested to see how.”
    The “Battle of the Sexes” is a constructed distraction designed to keep us from fighting the real enemy: bad TV.

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