It's In My Head Now, So It's In Yours Too
(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 15.678% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)
After the season premiere of “Breaking Bad” last night, all I can think of this – sung to the tune of Cat Stevens’ “Morning Has Broken“:
Badness has broken, like the first meth lab
Walter has spoken, what a huge turd
Crazy-ass killers, crazy-ass dealers
Sane but sad Gale now, so long you big nerd
Watch Walter’s space crawl, searching for money
Watch Jesse’s bling sprawl, stoned off his ass
Praise for the sweetness of Vince’s writing
Praise for the blueness of Walter’s smooth glass
(Seriously, if you want analysis, Perich has a nice write-up of the Premiere over here. Me? A little underwhelmed, but last season ended so explosively that I don’t mind starting slowly. And Walter’s “Because I say so” was brilliant.)