The Many Hives Of La Casa McJuddMetz

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 8.442% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

So!  Tomorrow, I’m doing something I’ll wager most of you won’t be: I’m picking up a box of bees.  That’s right, we’re so bee-crazy here, we’re getting a second hive at La Casa McJuddMetz.
Which brings up a question: up until now, it’s only been one hive.  Now we’ll have two.  I’m notably awful at pet names, having not named a car or a laptop or my iPhone anything in the past decade…. But people seem to like them, and now it’s not just “the hive” but “the old hive and the new hive,” we need to have a differentiation for properly clever blogging.
So.  What names should we give to each of our hives?  Points given for extra cleverness.  Open to all entries.  As always, if Gini is sufficiently clever, she may trump you all.

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