The Usual Christmas Post, Part 1

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 16.884% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

I ask every year at Christmas: If you’d like to get me an inexpensive gift that will nevertheless make me do little happydances of joy, feel free to post cheesecake pictures of yourself in the comments here. (Alternatively, if they’re spicy or you’re shy, mail ’em to me at
(And as always, every year I do this, some guy goes, “Oh ho, here I am! You didn’t expect this!” and posts a picture of himself. And it’s true that I’m straight, but a) I like seeing pictures of people anyway, b) I’m never shocked by photos of guys, and c) as far as I’m concerned, posting cute pictures of yourself where attractive people – potentially girls – can see them is usually a good idea. So it’s like whoah, you sure are alternative, buddy.)
Merry merry!


  1. Serafina Smith
    Dec 25, 2011

    Just how cheesecakey can we get here? Not sure if your provider will flip if we have boobz showing, for instance.

    • TheFerrett
      Dec 25, 2011

      It’s the comments to my site. I mean, it’s not like I have any control over it…. πŸ™‚
      (The answer is they might, but I’ll deal with that if it happens. I have before.)

      • Serafina Smith
        Dec 25, 2011

        Hmm. Moot, anyway, as it looks like I can’t put a picture here without it being hosted elsewhere, and I can’t safely put a NSFW pic on my host without filtering it… alas! Ah well, email it is. πŸ™‚
        I will, however, attach this not-really-cheesecakey-at-all photo of me in costume at my bestie’s wedding earlier this year, as consolation:

  2. Serafina Smith
    Dec 25, 2011

    Well, that didn’t work, darnit! Let’s try this:

  3. Lisa Nohealani Morton
    Dec 25, 2011

    Not really cheesecake-y, but here’s one I took just yesterday showing off the best not-a-present I’ve gotten since being home at my parents’ for the holidays. It doesn’t fit my mom anymore, and so it is mine, all mine, mwa ha ha:
    (in case the img tag doesn’t work)

    • TheFerrett
      Dec 26, 2011

      You are not only as pretty as usual, but the tattoo is stunning in that shot.

  4. Megan Rose Gedris
    Dec 27, 2011

    I was in a burlesque this year, and I have photos of that, but I don’t know how to just link to my own pictures so… an extra helping of cheesecake for Ferrett since you get a whole burlesque troupe’s worth of it from me.

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