Are Female Time Lords Bigger On The Inside?

(NOTE: Based on time elapsed since the posting of this entry, the BS-o-meter calculates this is 9.648% likely to be something that Ferrett now regrets.)

Jeff Mach’s upcoming Geeky Kink Event in New Jersey has been really knocking me out with its array of nerdy sex – naked Rock Band events, tentacle chairs, all sorts of burlesque dancers.  But this – this – makes me envious more than anything:
 
TARDIS Bondage Box
See that?  That is a TARDIS BONDAGE BOX (still being built).  If you have ever felt like taking Tom Baker’s scarf and getting a little crazy, well, this is your place to get your Sonic Screwdriver action on.
Furthermore, note the glory hole in the center.  Yeah, they went there.
…they’re building two of these for your pleasure.
Alas, I cannot go, since New Jersey is pretty damned far away, but if you happen to be free in the area come the weekend of November 4th, well, I’d get tickets fast.  You can get tickets cheaper until the 20th, and then they’re all more expensive.  Plus, they seem to be selling out.  Fast.  I wonder why?

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