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WileEStepfatherSuperGenius.jpg (18249 bytes) My stepfather adjusts the stereo for our wedding — Wile E. Stepfather, suuuuuuper genius.

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Having narrowly avoided Hurricane Floyd, it was something of a bummer when, immediately following the ceremony, the entire house slid backwards into a gigantic mud pit.

BackShot.jpg (13909 bytes) ....and the entire wedding party leaving in the middle of the ceremony because they heard the wedding across the street had free drinks wasn't particularly thrillsville, either.
WheresTheCamera.jpg (12214 bytes) This isn't a particularly funny shot until you look closely; every single person in this shot is looking into a different camera. 

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Unfortunately, the root canal my stepmother Mary had had three days before the wedding still was a factor in the picture-taking now.  We hear the Novocaine eventually wore off, though.

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And, of course, when the groom  gets bored after the seven hundredth picture taken of him, there's always the danger that he's just going to start getting goony.