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It was a tender and touching moment when Gini grabbed my ass in the
middle of our wedding dance. However, it was even more moving when Linda, noticing
the assgrab, actually stepped forward and physically took her hand off my butt.
This is actually true. |
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My lovely wife deals with a few hecklers, Sean Penn-style. I
believe her exact words were, "SHUT THE F*CK UP, YOU DRUNKEN BUTTMASTER OF A
DJ! PLAY THE RIGHT SONG OR I'LL RIP YOUR BALLS OFF AND PLAY PING-PONG WITH
'EM!" I, of course, am laughing. I do so love witty repartee. |
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....I think she was telling my uncle to stop laughing at her grabbing my
butt. |
...and, of course, there's nothing more lovely than a bride on her
wedding day. Although that might just apply to the first wedding. I'm not
really sure. |
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