Uncle Ferrett's Tales From The Marijuana Patch Ferrett Ranking:
Another classic involving all-true, all-humiliating stories. Witness The Ferrett forgetting how to eat when he gets stoned! See the Ferrett paying twenty dollars for a single candy bar... Over the course of forty minutes! Gasp as the Ferrett blows his chance at the Supreme Court!
Alcoholism: A Viable Career Choice Ferrett Ranking:
Includes the now-classic line, "Sinks full of dishes. Dishwashers. Houseplants. People' shoes. Bowls of potato chips. Aquariums. These are all places you shouldn't throw up in. But you probably have."
Food Should Be Like Sex, Dammit! Ferrett Ranking:
Much like this particular web page, I'm bloated. But whereas this page is bloated with an excess of words, I am stuffed full of Pop Tarts. What the fuck is wrong with me? Film at eleven.
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| What Is Amazon Doing? So I hopped on Amazon.com to see when the first season of Futurama would be out, and I got this recommendation: Customers who bought this DVD also bought: Fair enough. But the next suggestion floored me: Customers who wear clothes also shop for: Okay, I know one of the appeals of Amazon is that you can shop naked. But are they seriously attempting to tell us that a significant portion of their demographics never wear clothes? Is there some sort of nudist resurgence that's dominating Amazon's sales? |
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Uncle Ferrett's Tales From The Marijuana Patch Another classic involving all-true, all-humiliating stories. Witness The Ferrett forgetting how to eat when he gets stoned! See the Ferrett paying twenty dollars for a single candy bar... Over the course of forty minutes! Gasp as the Ferrett blows his chance at the Supreme Court! | |
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Alcoholism: A Viable Career Choice Includes the now-classic line, "Sinks full of dishes. Dishwashers. Houseplants. People' shoes. Bowls of potato chips. Aquariums. These are all places you shouldn't throw up in. But you probably have." | |
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Food Should Be Like Sex, Dammit! Much like this particular web page, I'm bloated. But whereas this page is bloated with an excess of words, I am stuffed full of Pop Tarts. What the fuck is wrong with me? Film at eleven. | |